i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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