Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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