I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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