I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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