So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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