found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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