is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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