Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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