I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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