do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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