if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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