u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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