i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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