still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Im part way to drunk.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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