We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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