marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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