So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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