i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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