As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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