We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
