After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
