but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Pants are for mortals
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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