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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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