So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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