Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
