So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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