talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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