I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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