Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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