brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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