everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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