At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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