I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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