I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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