I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
