i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
