What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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