im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I had to cum in my sink.
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