All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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