I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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