Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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