Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
