am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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