There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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