Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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