I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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