this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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