Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
