Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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