i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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