Dignity is for republicans.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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