I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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