She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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