How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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