yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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